Kasad.ia Is Like A Cloud-Based Pinterest For Groupon, Whatever That Means

Kasad.ia, a hot new startup from the founder of Tahko, is launching today in private invite-only beta. It seeks to disrupt the social mediasphere and rejuvenate the juxtapoliticization of real time people discovery space by harnessing the cloud for microcommunipictosharing. In other words, it's a Pinterest clone. (Disclosure: I am a principal investor in birrri.to, the founder is my nephew, and I am a paid advisor for the project.)
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Flickr Changing Name To Flicker
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Is Twitter Secretly Making A Pager?

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Ohio Arts Announces The Etch-A-Pad
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I'm So Happy Mike Daisey Was Lying

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