BuzzFeed has acquired the legendary French film journal Cahiers du Cinema for an undisclosed sum. "The prestige of the Cahiers brand will further legitimize BuzzFeed as a major player in the content sphere, and BuzzFeed's aggressive SEO-grinding algorithms will give Cahiers a big push into the 21st century media landscape." Starting tomorrow, all film reviews will be dramatically shortened and include a scale of ratings from "WIN" to "FAIL."