An Apology For The Onstage Suicide At TNRI Interrupt
On behalf of everyone here at Tech News Rumor Insider, I would like to apologize to all the attendees at TNRI Interrupt who witnessed Bplikppy CEO Anthony Wu shoot himself in the head during last night's keynote address, and especially to all of you in the first couple rows who got splattered with blood.
In case you've been under a rock for the past few hours and haven't heard the news, Wu was giving an overview of his new startup, Bplikppy. When he started talking about monetization and brand synergy, he became audibly distraught. At that point, he whipped out a pistol and, well, ended his speech prematurely.
It was a most unfortunate incident and I hope it doesn't cloud your impression of Tech News Rumor Insider or Interrupt, our annual convention featuring insiders from all over the tech industry. I can assure you that we are taking measures to ensure it doesn't happen again.
That said, can I ask all attendees all to please, please, PLEASE remove all images and video of the incident that you instantly YouTubed, Instagrammed, Tweeted, Vined, and Bplikppied to the whole world? Have some human decency, you vultures. Oh, and don't forget to pre-register for next year's Interrupt.