Thefacebook Finally Integrates

In a banner day for civil rights, Thefacebook has lifted the onerous racial restrictions that have prevented non-white people from signing up for the fledging social network.

"This is just... wow. I don't quite know what to say, " said Harvard undergraduate Richard Holmes III, the site's first black user.

Naturally, longtime users of the four-month old site are unhappy with the change. A protest group, "Keep Thefacebook Pure," has already sprouted up with over 25 users, easily becoming the largest group in Thefacebook history.